
Stand-up comedy has a home in Austin. Clubs litter the city like, well, litter. But there is only one Creek and The Cave. Every week we mix things up with free shows, local legends, hometown heroes, and superstars of standup.
Upcoming Shows


The Monday Gamble Mic
FREE! Every Monday at 6pm.
Signups in person.


Clocked Out Comedy
Monday is a terrible day for people with regular jobs...we hear. Come celebrate the week with HBO's Dave Jay. Dave brings his favorite comics for a showcase you dont want to miss.
Stick around for late night happy hour after the show!
All Shows are 21+ Line ups subject to change


New Joke Monday
Every Monday at 10pm come see the best comedians in the world try new jokes!
Hosted by the best comedian you’ve never heard of, Sam Hunter!


Dunk Tank
FREE! Every Tuesday at 6pm.
Creek and the Cave presents an evening of laughs with Dunk Tank Comedy Show!
From seasoned pros to up-and-coming talents, every comic takes the plunge into uncharted comedic waters to try out fresh material.
With a fantastic selection of drinks, this show is the perfect spot to unwind after work.
Grab your friends and coworkers to join us for a fun show!
Sign up at 5:45pm.
Capped at 15


The Depraved
Luis J Gomez Presents: The Depraved
Lineup:
Kam Patterson
Joe DeRosa
Kurt Metzger
Matt McCusker
VENUE POLICY
-Doors open 1 hour before showtime. General admission seating is first come, first served. Arrive early to secure a great seat and enjoy dinner before the show! VIP tickets will guarantee you a seating assignment within the first two rows.
-Your entire party must be present at time of check in if you would like to sit together. Large parties are not guaranteed seats together.
-Tickets are nonrefundable. If you do not arrive within 15 minutes after scheduled show start, you will forfeit your tickets.
- This is a strict NO CELL PHONES ALLOWED show. Anyone who brings a cell phone, smart watch or any other recording device, will be required to place it in a locked YONDR pouch. Anyone caught with a cell phone inside the venue will be immediately ejected.
-All Shows are 21+, valid ID required for entry. Lineups subject to change


Hood Therapy Tuesdays
FREE! Every Tuesday at Midnight
Hood Therapy Tuesdays: An Open Mic
Hosted by Xavier Cardona
11:30pm Signup


Absolute Show
A LATE NIGHT TYPE COMEDY SHOW
Lukas McCrary hosts a new late night type show taped in front of a live audience (you!). Truly a comedy experience you have not seen before. A daring, unkempt, extravagant, irrational, remarkable, futile, absolute show.
$10 online | $15 door
Doors: 30 min before show start
Venue: The Creek and The Cave - 611 E 7th St, Austin, TX 78701
Seating is first come first serve. Drinks and food available inside.
Come get your fill!
Watch full episodes at youtube.com/@lukasmccrary
All of our upcoming shows can be found at lukasmccrary.com
*refunds will not be accepted unless show is canceled or postponed to another date.
ABSOLUTE SHOW is a weekly show, and each show features a fresh line-up of hilarious talent.


King Of The Creek
Pros square off versus amateurs to crown the king of Austin Comedy, chosen by you.
Booked touring professionals and local favorites battle amateurs (by random bucket pull)
for the throne—and a cash prize.
Will a pro reign supreme or will a young usurper snatch the crown? Stay tuned with a new winner chosen every 2 weeks and seasonal champion battles.


Wild West Wednesdays
FREE! Every Wednesday at Midnight.
Wild West Wednesday
Hosted by Hunter Parker
11:30pm Sign up
20 Comic cap
3 Minute sets


Bear Arms: Open Mic
FREE! Every Thursday at 6pm.
Bear Arms: Open Mic
Hosted by Robert May
Signups at 5:45pm


Andy Haynes
Andy Haynes is a standup and writer based in New York City. He has appeared on Late Nite with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central, HBO, and he's been a featured guest on Skeptic Tank with Ari Shaffir, Stuff Island, Stavvy’s World and the Adam Friedland show. His Don't Tell Comedy Set has over a million views. He has performed at the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, as well as the SXSW, Moontower, New York Comedy and Sketchfest festivals. He's a regular at the Comedy Cellar in New York and the Comedy Store in Los Angeles.


Creek Cave Live!
A HILARIOUS LINEUP OF THE BEST COMEDY TEXAS HAS TO OFFER!
Creek Cave Live brings you Texas’ most coveted comedic talent to the legendary Creek and the Cave every Thursday at 10pm! Performers have been featured on Netflix, Comedy Central, The Joe Rogan experience, HBO, and more. You never know what special guests might stop by!!!!
Tickets: $15 Presale, $20 at the door
Doors at 9:00pm | Show start 10:00pm
All shows 21+, lineups subject to change


Almighty Thor's Day Mic
FREE! Every Thursday at Midnight.
Hammer out your new sh*t!
Signups in person.


Creek Featured
Creek Featured is a chance to see our favorite comics doing feature length sets.
Each show is a different line up of comics that we think should be featured.
VENUE POLICY
-Doors open 1 hour before showtime. General admission seating is first come, first served. Arrive early to secure a great seat and enjoy dinner before the show! VIP tickets will guarantee you a seating assignment within the first two rows.
-Your entire party must be present at time of check in if you would like to sit together. Large parties are not guaranteed seats together.
-Tickets are nonrefundable. If you do not arrive within 15 minutes after scheduled show start, you will forfeit your tickets.
-All Shows are 21+, valid ID required for entry. Lineups subject to change


Roast Battle: Austin
All Shows are 21+ Line ups subject to change


Main Course Comedy


The Filthy Show


Who's Stopping By? Brunch Edition
**Who’s Stopping By? - The lunch edition”
Join us for "Who’s Stopping By?- The brunch edition," a delightful comedy show that combines the best of both worlds: delicious brunch fare and side-splitting humor! Join us for a memorable morning filled with laughter, delicious food, and great company. "Who’s Stopping By? -The brunch edition” is the perfect way to end your weekend.


Good Session
Got a secret? A burning question? Need some unfiltered advice? This
is the show where you can get it all off your chest 100% anonymously!
Welcome to Good Session- Comedy with a side of therapy.
Life’s tough—we get it. And sometimes, the only thing better than
laughing about it is laughing with others who totally get it too.
Hosted by the hilarious Brent Gill and a panel of three comedians,
this show is part therapy, part comedy, and all about real talk with
big laughs. Share what’s on your mind, then sit back, and watch the
comedians dive in headfirst (or sideways!) to give their hilarious take.
This is the show you didn’t know you needed—and guaranteed to be
way more fun than therapy!Submit your questions here (along with the day you're attending the show) for a better chance to get them answered! https://forms.gle/TSyKAaJeKHhx1vuy8


The Creek and The Cave Open Mic
FREE with RSVP! $5 at door. Every Sunday at 8pm.
Also featuring ALL DAY HAPPY HOUR!
Austin has become home to some of the best rising and veteran comedians in the world. Come see these killers try out their newest material in one of the hottest comedy clubs in the city. Or maybe you’d rather try your hand at comedy yourself, sign up info below.
Sign ups go live via email Monday-Friday, simply send your full name to creekandcaveopenmic@gmail.com. Comedians will be chosen each week and will receive 3-4 minute sets. If you do not make the list, feel free to show up and put your name in the bucket. 4 random names will be chosen from the bucket and those people will receive sets as well.
All Shows are 21+ Line ups subject to change


Banana Phone
FREE! Every Sunday at 10pm.
An Open Mic where hecklers ring in. Hosted by Kandace Medina.
Late night drink specials!
All Shows are 21+ Line ups subject to change


Monday Night Gimmick Mic
FREE! Every Monday at Midnight!
New gimmick every monday. Do a gimmick for an extry minute!
2 min set (3 min w/ gimmick)
11:30pm signup, Midnight Start
Hosted by Matt Alvarez


Optimum Noctis
VENUE POLICY
-Doors open 1 hour before showtime. General admission seating is assigned on a first come, first served basis. Arrive early to secure a great seat and enjoy dinner before the show!
-Your entire party must be present at time of check in if you would like to sit together. Large parties are not guaranteed seats together.
-Tickets are nonrefundable. If you do not arrive within 15 minutes after scheduled show start, you will forfeit your tickets.
-All Shows are 21+, valid ID required for entry. Lineups subject to change


The Forge
The Forge is a stand up comedy showcase featuring comics you need to know. Watch working comedians from Austin, Texas as well as nationally touring headliners as they hammer out their grit and steel. Live every 1st & 3rd Wednesday at 10pm at the legendary Creek and the Cave comedy club. Presented by jokesmiths Cody Miears and Roderick McDaniel.
All shows 21+, lineups subject to change


Maddy Smith
Maddy Smith is a castmember on MTV’s Wild N Out, a nationally touring comedian, and a social media icon. Originally from Buffalo, Maddy is known for her quick wit and cutting roasts, and her seemingly lack of fear of whatever comes out of her mouth. After 5 seasons on Wild N Out, most would agree that what Maddy says is often “out of pocket” but you’ll have to see for yourself in one of her multi-million viewed YouTube compilations.
Maddy opens for Bert Kreischer and Theo Von and has made appearances on BET, HBO, Barstool Sports, and more. She’s a regular at the Comedy Cellar in NYC.


Litty Titty Tuesdays
Litty Titty Tuesdays is a new gong show that gets YOU - the audience - in on the show.
Comics will bring their best sets to get you laughing.
But if they're not cutting it? Random glow stick holders in the audience will be chosen to help determine if a comic gets "gonged" off the stage before the end of their set.
Featuring fun surprises, guest co-hosts, crowd work, and more!
Let's get the (comedy) club going up on a Tuesday. It's gonna be Litty Titty.


Audicion: Estando con Francisco
Estando Con Francisco – Noche de Risas en Español
Martes 8 de abril | 10:00 PM
The Creek and The Cave – Austin, TX
Entrada: $5 (cupo muy limitado)
¡Ven a reírte a carcajadas!
Trae tu cita, ven solo, o conoce gente nueva — esta es la noche para gozar.
• Monólogo explosivo con Francisco
• Comediantes suben a probar su talento
• Couch session sin filtros
• Showcase final con los más duros
Risas, sorpresas y buena vibra… todo en español.
NO todos entran. NO todos regresan.
Compra tu entrada YA antes de que se agoten!


Miss Comedy Universe
MISS COMEDY UNIVERSE: A Pageant Like No Other
A night of glamour, talent, and unstoppable laughter! Miss Comedy Universe brings together a cast of comedians, each representing a "nation," to compete for the most prestigious (and hilarious) title in the world.
Expect dazzling entrances, outrageous talents, and interviews that defy logic— Who will rise to the occasion, and who will trip over their own gown? The audience decides!
Date: Thursday, February 20th 8pm
Location: The Creek and The Cave
Tickets: $20 advance | $25 door
Join us for an evening of elegance, absurdity, and unforgettable comedy. One comedian will take the crown—but everyone will leave laughing.


Feud!
The Game Show of Hilariously Bad Opinions, Feud!, returns! Feud! Is a game show were Comedians will compete to see who can present a truly awful opinion the funniest! Comedians will compete for the Approval of the Audience and the winner will ascend to Ultimate glory, while the loser shall be shamed by everyone in the room and online.


Jack Tucker
New York Times Critic’s Pick (2024)
Vulture’s Top Comics You Should Know (2023)
After a seven week run Off-Broadway in NYC with three extensions, an international tour and a New York Times Critic’s Pick, the bad boy of clown Zach Zucker returns to Austin with his award-winning, alter-ego: Jack Tucker
A well-respected journeyman and bonafide legend on the Upstate New York regional comedy scene, Jack Tucker is the ultimate comedian's comedian. Fighting to save his marriage, regain the respect of his son, and pay off countless loansharks looking to collect their debts, Tucker (Jack) will do whatever it takes to make you laugh. If the joke doesn't land, it's not because it isn't funny - you just didn't get it. Nothing can stop him... except himself.
This show has sold out in New York, London, Los Angeles, Boston, Edinburgh, Sydney, Adelaide, Melbourne, Mumbai and more, achieving a total of 498 walkouts worldwide.
Created and Performed by Zach Zucker
Directed by Jonny Woolley
Co-Devised by Zach Zucker, Jonny Woolley and Dylan Woodley
★★★★★ "A rip-roaring hour of top-notch clowning" Edinburgh Festivals
★★★★1⁄2 “A raucously funny 60 minute” Chortle
★★★★ “The character is not remotely believable” Beyond the Joke
★★★ “washed up” Guardian
★★ “Terrible comic” The Times
★ “A fraud completely out of his depth” Skinny
“Raucously funny… A triumph” Jason Zinoman, New York Times


Mike Recine
Mike Recine is your favorite comedian's favorite comedian. He's appeared on Conan, Comedy Central, The Adam Friedland Show and The Tim Dillon Show and his wife Deborah would really appreciate it if you bought a ticket and came out to the show.


Maz Jobrani
Maz Jobrani is a comedian and actor who performs around the world and recently released a new standup comedy special THE BIRDS AND THE BEES that is now available for streaming on YouTube. As an actor, he was most recently seen playing the loveable "Fawz" on the CBS comedy SUPERIOR DONUTS.
He has made many appearances on television's most popular shows including GREY'S ANATOMY, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, BETTER OFF TED, LAST MAN STANDING, and SHAMELESS. He has also been a regular guest on THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT AND THE LATE LATE SHOW WITH JAMES CORDEN. Maz starred as the title character in the award-winning indie comedy, JIMMY VESTVOOD: AMERIKAN HERO, a feature which he co-wrote and co-produced. He has co-starred in many additional films, including Sydney Pollack's THE INTERPRETER, Disney's DESCENDANTS and Ice Cube's FRIDAY AFTER NEXT. Maz's other standup comedy specials include IMMIGRANT, which was filmed at the prestigious Kennedy Center and is a NETFLIX original, as well as 3 additional solo specials on SHOWTIME: BROWN AND FRIENDLY, I COME IN PEACE, and I'M NOT A TERRORIST, BUT I'VE PLAYED ONE ON TV. In the Spring of 2016 he performed at the White House where he had the privilege of introducing Michelle Obama. As a UC Berkeley alum, Maz gave the keynote speech to the graduating class of 2017. Maz served as the host for the 45th International Emmys in New York. He was a founding member of THE AXIS OF EVIL comedy tour, which aired on Comedy Central. He is a regular panelist on NPR's WAIT WAIT DONT TELL ME and has given 2 TED Talks. His LA Times Best Selling Book, I'M NOT A TERRORIST BUT I'VE PLAYED ONE ON TV, was published by Simon & Schuster. Maz executive produced EVERYTHING MUST CHANGE, a documentary about his sister's battle with breast cancer which is currently available on iTunes.
Website: https://www.mazjobrani.com/
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Mazjobrani
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mazjobrani/
Instagram: @mazjobrani - https://www.instagram.com/mazjobrani/?hl=en
Twitter: @mazjobrani - https://www.twitter.com/mazjobrani/
All Shows are 21+ Line ups subject to change


Geoffrey Asmus
Geoffrey Asmus began performing stand-up in 2013 immediately after wasting $143,548 on seven college degrees and becoming a 1st grade teacher. He regularly performs at the World Famous Comedy Cellar in New York City and was featured at Just For Laughs in Montreal as a ‘New Face.’ Geoffrey has opened for Dave Attell, Mark Normand, Dan Soder, Fortune Feimster, Sam Morrill, and Daniel Sloss among others. He headlines comedy clubs nationwide, and starting to sell out his shows! In 2021 his debut album “Prodigal Little Bitch” went to #1 on iTunes. Geoffrey also records the weekly “You’re An Idiot” podcast with Alex Dragicevich. More recently, Geoffrey has found success growing his social media platforms with his unfiltered stand up clips, and has a recorded an hour special that will air later this year!


Optimum Noctis
VENUE POLICY
-Doors open 1 hour before showtime. General admission seating is assigned on a first come, first served basis. Arrive early to secure a great seat and enjoy dinner before the show!
-Your entire party must be present at time of check in if you would like to sit together. Large parties are not guaranteed seats together.
-Tickets are nonrefundable. If you do not arrive within 15 minutes after scheduled show start, you will forfeit your tickets.
-All Shows are 21+, valid ID required for entry. Lineups subject to change


Michael Henry and Tim Murray


Jimmy Pardo
Jimmy Pardo, known as “The Fastest Mind in Comedy,” is a seasoned stand-up comedian and host of the award-winning podcast Never Not Funny.
Jimmy has made over one hundred television appearances, including seminal shows like The Tonight Show, Conan, and The Late Late Show.
A lifelong dream of hosting a radio show similar to the ones he grew up listening to in Chicago is the inspiration behind his success as host of his long-running podcast Never Not Funny, as well as hosting TV shows such as Science Channel’s critically acclaimed Race To Escape, National Lampoons Funny Money on Game Show Network, five seasons of AMC’s Movies At Our House and episodes of NBC’s Late Friday, VH1’s The Surreal Life & The Playboy Morning Show.
Pardo’s love of music (he has attended close to 500 rock concerts) and many years in the music business are useful for his web series Jimmy’s Records & Tapes, currently in its fourth season on YouTube.
Renowned for his quick-witted improvisation style, Pardo uses his material as a jumping-off point for his act, with the ultimate goal of having a conversation with the audience. This makes his performances a whirlwind of crowd work, top-of-mind references, stories, and asides, with each show being a one-of-a-kind, inimitable experience.
His three comedy albums, UNO, Pompous Clown & Sprezzatura, have all topped the comedy album chart and many critic’s best of lists.
He can be seen entertaining crowds across the country when not hosting the Never Not Funny podcast & Jimmy’s Records & Tapes from the cozy confines of his Sherman Oaks studio.
WHAT THEY ARE SAYING ABOUT JIMMY PARDO
“What I love about Jimmy is that he lives by his wits – his mind is so quick and facile that he gets the audience laughing, but they’re listening as well.”
– CONAN O’BRIEN
“Jimmy may be the funniest man adverse to jokes. He doesn’t write them; he rarely tells them. And that translates as hilarious to the audience. Call him the crowd whisperer.”
– LA TIMES
“The funniest host in podcasting.”
-ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY
It’s clear Pardo’s one small step ahead of the audience, one giant leap beyond the comedy industry as a whole.”
– LA WEEKLY
“Pardo has the ability to do crowd-work like no other comedian today that I am aware of – a quality that echos and even rivals that of Don Rickles.”
“Onstage, Pardo is as free-form as Ross Noble, as biting as Greg Proops, and as formal as Johnny Carson. Perhaps the best comparison, if one can truly be made, is to Groucho Marx, encapsulating all the manic energy and just a hint of the irreverence that made Groucho a legend.”
– OTWO MAGAZINE (Ireland)
“Never Not Funny was one of the first, and it remains one of the best.”
– THE AV CLUB
“The undisputed king of onstage riffing and crowd-work
– NERDIST NEWS


Nore Davis
Nore Davis is a stand-up comedian and actor whose work challenges societal norms with vulnerability, wit, and fearless storytelling. Known for his sharp humor and dynamic stage presence, Nore has released several critically acclaimed comedy albums and has performed on renowned stages across the country. His stand-up explores themes of healing, identity, and generational trauma while connecting deeply with audiences through laughter and truth. Nore has specials on both Comedy Central and Amazon and is a familiar face on several comedy fan favorite TV series including NBC’s The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, TBS’ Conan, HBO’s 2 Dope Queens, and Comedy Central’s This Week At The Cellar. He also appeared on HBO’s hit shows Boardwalk Empire and Succession and recurred in season 3 of Dickinson for Apple.


Optimum Noctis
VENUE POLICY
-Doors open 1 hour before showtime. General admission seating is assigned on a first come, first served basis. Arrive early to secure a great seat and enjoy dinner before the show!
-Your entire party must be present at time of check in if you would like to sit together. Large parties are not guaranteed seats together.
-Tickets are nonrefundable. If you do not arrive within 15 minutes after scheduled show start, you will forfeit your tickets.
-All Shows are 21+, valid ID required for entry. Lineups subject to change


Michael Longfellow


KC Shornima
KC is the newest Weekend Update writer on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. She previously was a staff writer on Comedy Central’s TOONING OUT THE NEWS and was selected as a Just For Laughs 2022 New Face in Montreal this past summer. KC has also performed at Just For Laughs Moontower, and alongside comedians Neal Brennan, Nate Bargatze and Dave Attell amongst others. KC was named the Best Up-and-Coming Comedian in Nashville by the Nashville Scene Magazine and was a semifinalist for STAND UP NBC. She has also written for and performed on Kevin Hart’s LOL Network.


Zoltan Kaszas
Zoltan Kaszas is a Hungarian-born, award-winning stand-up comedian known for his sharp,
observational humor. Kaszas, who The Atlantic called a “breakout star,” has been featured on
several SiriusXM comedy channels, Laughs on Fox, Netflix Is a Joke, Scotland’s Fringe Festival and
headlines comedy clubs and theaters across the country. It was his riff on why cats are better than dogs
that brought viral fame, racking up over 68 million views with The Guardian’s (UK) calling it one of the
“ten funniest things I’ve seen on the Internet.” Kaszas has two Dry Bar standup specials and three
independent standup specials on YouTube: Modern Male, White Lies and his most recent, Honorary
Jones. His ability to take relatable experiences and turn them into hilarious stories has earned him both
critical acclaim and a loyal following.


Vanessa Gonzalez
Vanessa Gonzalez was named one of "Variety’s Top 10 Comics to Watch” in 2022 and “Best Stand Up Comic in Austin” by the Austin Chronicle in 2017, 2022 & 2023. She's been featured on; TruTV’s “Laff Mobb’s Laff Tracks,” “Comedy Central Stand-Up Presents,” “A Little Late with Lilly Singh” and "Jimmy Kimmel Live." You can currently catch her on “Entre Nos: Spot On" and "Comedy Chingonas” on HBO MAX, “This Joka” on the Roku Channel and "Verified Stand-Up" on Netflix. Check out Vanessa's comedy album, "My Birthday's Tomorrow."


Collum Tyrrell
After beginning his career in his home country of Ireland, Colum Tyrrell moved to New
York City and quickly became one of the fastest rising comics in the scene. He is a
regular at The Comedy Cellar, The Stand Comedy Club and Stand Up New York. A
staple in the New York Comedy Podcast scene he can be heard on The Legion of
Skanks, You Know What Dude, Are You Garbage? and Matt and Shane's Secret
Podcast. He launched The Colum Tyrrell Podcast in 2022 which is growing to be one of
the more popular shows in New York and he recently made his television debut on The
Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Catch him now before he blows up and becomes a
household name.
We are the Comedy Club Austin Natives Love
The Creek is the comedy club Austin locals love (and transplants trust) to bring the funniest shows to the city. Late night date nights? Got friends visiting? Comedy shows in Austin are always happening here. Come check out The Creek and The Cave.
Sep 8, 2023 - Sep 9, 2023
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Sep 8, 2023 - Sep 9, 2023
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Sep 8, 2023 - Sep 9, 2023
Bonnie McFarlane
