Bear Arms: Open Mic

Hosted by Robert May

Every Wednesday at 6pm

Signups at 5:45pm 

It’s Kandace’s birthday! Kandace Medina, a nobody comic, gets roasted by her nobody friends, and people come and have a mediocre time. If you’ve ever seen a Comedy Central roast, it’s a lot like that but more of a sad train wreck you can’t peel your horrified eyes from— like a homeless woman taking a shit on your car. Don’t call for help. DNR.  Come to the dumpster fire soiree regardless if you’re personally invested, it’s still a party— a really sad one where everyone cries when they want to. Tissues/cum towels not provided. Attire is modest grandma-core or homeless chic. Your usual garb is also permitted.

Please note: contrary to what the name of the event might imply, there will be no edible roast provided. Simply mean jokes about avmentally ill woman starving for attention, her degenerate friends, and boogers & cum. Bring a gift, and get the full price discount at checkout.

The Forge is a stand up comedy showcase featuring comics you need to know. Watch working comedians from Austin, Texas as well as nationally touring headliners as they hammer out their grit and steel. Live every 1st & 3rd Wednesday at 10pm at the legendary Creek and the Cave comedy club. Presented by jokesmiths Cody Miears and Roderick McDaniel.

All shows 21+, lineups subject to change

Wild West Wednesday 

Hosted by Hunter Parker 

Every Wednesday at Midnight!

11:30pm Sign up

20 Comic cap

3 Minute sets

Join hosts Colton Dowling and Dylan Carlino for a night of comedy and chaos for the Some of This is Bad Podcast Live Show!

Some live podcasts shows are two people sitting in chairs and chatting. This is not that. Our live show is interactive, games, dating, chaos, and more chaos. Come get messy.

All shows 21+

A HILARIOUS LINEUP OF THE BEST COMEDY TEXAS HAS TO OFFER!

Creek Cave Live brings you Texas’ most coveted comedic talent to the legendary Creek and the Cave every Thursday at 10pm! Performers have been featured on Netflix, Comedy Central, The Joe Rogan experience, HBO, and more. You never know what special guests might stop by!!!!

Tickets: $15 Presale, $20 at the door

Doors at 9:00pm | Show start 10:00pm

All shows 21+, lineups subject to change

Hammer out your new sh*t!

Creek Featured is a chance to see our favorite comics doing feature length sets.

Each show is a different line up of comics that we think should be featured.

VENUE POLICY

-Doors open 1 hour before showtime. General admission seating is first come, first served. Arrive early to secure a great seat and enjoy dinner before the show! VIP tickets will guarantee you a seating assignment within the first two rows. 

-Your entire party must be present at time of check in if you would like to sit together. Large parties are not guaranteed seats together.

-Tickets are nonrefundable. If you do not arrive within 15 minutes after scheduled show start, you will forfeit your tickets.

-All Shows are 21+, valid ID required for entry. Lineups subject to change

All Shows are 21+ Line ups subject to change

Join us for a live one hour dance fitness class where we learn how to utilize dance as a tool to unlock a deep transformation that results in rediscovering yourself and your innate power. Release the pressure, get grounded in the body, and regulate your nervous system – all through the modality of dance. These high energy cardio classes are designed to be both a physical and mental release.  We will dance to a variety of music genres ranging from hip-hop, pop, and international music. Melody DanceFit classes are accessible for all levels and no dance background is needed. This is a safe and nonjudgmental space for all fitness levels. Ages 13 and up welcome. Tickets are non-refundable and non-transferable.

 

 

Tickets available here: https://melodydancefit.com/live-events/

All Shows are 21+ Line ups subject to change

FREE with RSVP! $5 at door.

Also featuring ALL DAY HAPPY HOUR!

Austin has become home to some of the best rising and veteran comedians in the world. Come see these killers try out their newest material in one of the hottest comedy clubs in the city. Or maybe you’d rather try your hand at comedy yourself, sign up info below.

Sign ups go live via email Monday-Friday, simply send your full name to creekandcaveopenmic@gmail.com. Comedians will be chosen each week and will receive 3-4 minute sets. If you do not make the list, feel free to show up and put your name in the bucket. 4 random names will be chosen from the bucket and those people will receive sets as well.

All Shows are 21+ Line ups subject to change

FREE!

An Open Mic where hecklers ring in. Hosted by Kandace Medina.

Every Sunday starting at 10pm, during our all day happy hour! Sign ups in person. 

All Shows are 21+ Line ups subject to change

Monday Night Gimmick Mic!

New gimmick every monday. Do a gimmick for an extry minute!

2 min set (3 min w/ gimmick)

11:30pm signup, Midnight Start

Hosted by Matt Alvarez

Monday is a terrible day for people with regular jobs...we hear. Come celebrate the week with HBO's Dave Jay. Dave brings his favorite comics for a showcase you dont want to miss.

Stick around for late night happy hour after the show!

All Shows are 21+ Line ups subject to change

Every Monday at 10pm come see the best comedians in the world try new jokes!

Hosted by the best comedian you’ve never heard of, Sam Hunter! 

Creek and the Cave presents an evening of laughs with Dunk Tank Comedy Show!

From seasoned pros to up-and-coming talents, every comic takes the plunge into uncharted comedic waters to try out fresh material.

With a fantastic selection of drinks, this show is the perfect spot to unwind after work.

Grab your friends and coworkers to join us for a fun show!

Sign up at 5:45pm.

Capped at 15 

Hood Therapy Tuesdays: An Open Mic

Hosted by Xavier Cardona

Every Tuesday at Midnight

11:30pm Signup

Pros square off versus amateurs to crown the king of Austin Comedy, chosen by you.

Booked touring professionals and local favorites battle amateurs (by random bucket pull)
for the throne—and a cash prize.

Will a pro reign supreme or will a young usurper snatch the crown? Stay tuned with a new winner chosen every 2 weeks and seasonal champion battles. 

Got a secret? A burning question? Need some unfiltered advice? This
is the show where you can get it all off your chest 100% anonymously!
Welcome to Good Session- Comedy with a side of therapy.
Life’s tough—we get it. And sometimes, the only thing better than
laughing about it is laughing with others who totally get it too.
Hosted by the hilarious Brent Gill and a panel of three comedians,
this show is part therapy, part comedy, and all about real talk with
big laughs. Share what’s on your mind, then sit back, and watch the
comedians dive in headfirst (or sideways!) to give their hilarious take.
This is the show you didn’t know you needed—and guaranteed to be
way more fun than therapy!

Submit your questions here (along with the day you're attending the show) for a better chance to get them answered! https://forms.gle/TSyKAaJeKHhx1vuy8

Hollywood big shot Johnny Gash has gathered his funniest (less famous) friends together for an absolute banger of a comedy show! STAND UP! BITS! GASH! What more could you want?

Kerryn Feehan is an nyc based comic. She’s been featured on Tires on Netflix, Comedy Central, TruTv, TLC, Sirius Xm, Barstool Sports, Slamdance film festival and countless podcasts she did as favors. She performs nightly in NYC, you can probably see her at The Stand. She has a wildly popular podcast called OnlyFeehans and a cartoon on YouTube called Kerryn Sucks.

DAN DONOHUE is a comedian, actor, and writer from Cape Cod, Massachusetts. He cut his
teeth as a stand up in Boston before moving to Los Angeles where he regularly performs at
the city’s iconic comedy venues. He can be seen throughout the rest of the country, headlining
clubs, seminal indie rooms, and occasionally featuring for comedian and actor Jon Rudnitsky.
He has also opened for Ryan Hamilton and late legend Norm MacDonald, among other names.
Dan hosts the podcast Danswers, formerly co-hosted Basket of Cats (with comedian Benton
Ray), and is a frequent guest on Soberish with Jessa Reed. He can also be heard on A Closer
Look, The Todd Glass Show, Cutting Weight, and more.
In 2020, Dan began to amass a major following on Tik Tok and Instagram by telling jokes while
washing dishes. He continues to develop his comedy in various formats for his rapidly growing
fanbase.

Before becoming a full-time comic, Dan worked as a night club security guard, construction
worker, carpenter, physical therapy aid, restaurant runner, bike shop repairman, graveyard
worker, tech assemblyman, and in waste management. Naturally, his hobbies now include
yoga, meditating, and hiking. He still dabbles as a personal fitness and boxing trainer in his
spare time and can sometimes be seen yelling at his famous clientele at an outdoor gym in
Hollywood.

All shows 21+, lineups subject to change

Fresh from its sold-out Off-Broadway debut and selection as a New York Times’ critic’s pick, Caitlin Cook’s hit bathroom graffiti musical is a comedic, musical, and theatrical sensation. This is a show for comedy nerds, musical theater kids, art history buffs, and anyone who's ever seen something written in a bathroom and thought, "I wonder who wrote that?" Confessional, immersive, and uproariously funny, this one-of-a-kind show—literally set in a dive bar bathroom—transforms graffiti scrawled all over the stalls into the lyrics of her original songs and trail markers along the journey she takes us upon. Through these irreverent, poignant, and often obscene messages, Cook reckons with our shared humanity and what we owe each other. May include: slingshotted panties, milk pistols, and a cowboy dick (complete, with spurs!) 

Fresh from its sold-out Off-Broadway debut, Caitlin Cook brings you her hit bathroom graffiti musical This is a show for comedy nerds, musical theater kids, art history buffs, and anyone who's ever seen something written in a bathroom and thought, "I wonder who wrote that?" 

“Inventive and hilarious.” — David Cross 

“If you aren’t worshipping her already, start now.“ — Ilana Glazer 

“Funny and fabulous!” — Cat Cohen 

“She’s absolutely lovely, but she wears a lot of velvet, and I hate that texture.” — Daniel Sloss “The writing, the songs, the performance, the comedy, the heart—this show has got it all in spades.” — Jo Firestone 

“Go see this show.” — Michael Che 

“She's killer. Big fan!” — Mark Normand 

“An extremely funny and unique voice.” — Daniel Simonsen 

“So funny and also incredibly moving.” — Isabel Hagen 

“The bard of the bathroom we didn't know we needed.” — David Goldsmith “Marvelous. A real story about a human being. Funny, heartwarming, and very rewarding.” — Sean Patton 

“The best show I've seen in a long time.” — Steve Rannazzisi 

“She's awesome, but beware: her songs will be suck in your head for months.” — Natalie Palamides 

“Somebody get this girl a writing job already.” — Kyle Kinane 

“Oh my god, you're like a female Adam Sandler because your songs are hilarious, and like, you're Jewish!” — Drunk girl in Texas 

“A modern day Julie Andrews, if she sang songs bout dicks.” — Audience member in London “Take your top off or get offstage.” — Drunk guy in Missouri 

“The gold standard of musical comedy.” — New York Times 

“A gem of a show.” (****½) — One4Review 

“Delightfully irreverent, gleefully vulgar, slyly intellectual.” — TheaterMania

Stand-Up on the Spot with:

Jeremiah Watkins, Matt McCusker, Casey Rocket, Ari Matti, & Lemaire Lee

Stand-Up on the Spot with Jeremiah Watkins was recently featured in GQ Magazine as one of the “Five Funniest Nights in America” and comes to you fresh off a hit run of shows at the prestigious Just For Laughs Festival in Toronto. Watch the show's new series on Youtube where the episodes and clips have garnered millions of views! The show has been entertaining audiences around LA since 2010. Comedians go up with no prepared material, ask the audience for suggestions, and create Stand-Up on the Spot based off of those suggestions. This is the only stand-up show where you, the audience, get to suggest what the comedians talk about. Get ready for improv and stand-up to unite! The show has been showcased at numerous comedy festivals including Netflix is a Joke, JFL Montreal, Moontower, and numerous times at the New York Comedy Festival. Come see it monthly at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles!

Join comedians and best friends, Derek Gaines (Netflix, Don't Tell Comedy) and Dave Temple (TruTV, BET) for an electrifying live podcast experience like no other! Known for their unfiltered, high-energy style, come out for a lively, no-holds-barred night of conversation around pop culture, current events, life's annoyances and personal stories with a comedic twist. Expect hilarious street interviews, candid audience interaction, stand up comedy, and spontaneous moments that make every show chair jumpingly funny! Whether you're a comedy lover or a fan of their popular podcast, "No Need for Apologies," this show offers non-stop laughs, real talk, and a chance to be part of the conversation. Don’t miss the ultimate blend of live comedy and podcasting entertainment! (As part of the 2024 Let's Get Pizza Tour).

Max Manticof is a Latino and Jewish standup comedian, writer, and actor born and raised in Queens, NY. He has been seen on Amazon Prime’s “Basement Yard” with host Joe Santagato, as well as “Lyft Comics” on Kevin Hart's LOL Network. When he's not headlining around the country Max has enjoyed touring with Tim Dillon, Leonard Ouzts, Matt Rife, and more. Known for his wildly popular “Street Talk Comedy” which has since produced 100+ shows in 15+ cities around the country and was selected as a Just For Laughs New Face of Comedy in 2023.

The Game Show of Hilariously Bad Opinions, Feud!, returns! Feud! Is a game show were Comedians will compete to see who can present a truly awful opinion the funniest! Comedians will compete for the Approval of the Audience and the winner will ascend to Ultimate glory, while the loser shall be shamed by everyone in the room and online.

Luis J. Gomez is a comedian, writer, podcaster, and producer based out of New York City. He is the founding member of Legion of Skanks and the co-creator of Skankfest and GAS Digital Network. His television credits include NBC’s “Last Comic Standing”, Comedy Central, TruTV and TV Land's "The Jim Gaffigan show," and more! Along with his 4 appearances on the Joe Rogan Experience, Luis is a regular on The Regz, Kill Tony, Matt and Shane Secret Podcast, and The Tim Dillon show!

VENUE POLICY

-Doors open 1 hour before showtime. General admission seating is first come, first served. Arrive early to secure a great seat and enjoy dinner before the show! VIP tickets will guarantee you a seating assignment within the first two rows. 

-Your entire party must be present at time of check in if you would like to sit together. Large parties are not guaranteed seats together.

-Tickets are nonrefundable. If you do not arrive within 15 minutes after scheduled show start, you will forfeit your tickets.

- This is a strict NO CELL PHONES ALLOWED show. Anyone who brings a cell phone, smart watch or any other recording device, will be required to place it in a locked YONDR pouch. Anyone caught with a cell phone inside the venue will be immediately ejected.

-All Shows are 21+, valid ID required for entry. Lineups subject to change

"Adderall Shortage" is a dynamic comedy show created and hosted by comedians John Kennedy (New York Comedy Festival’s ‘Comedian to Watch’) and Ruby Setnik (Vice). The show blends traditional stand-up with improvisation, allowing the two comedians to freely interrupt, perform, and diverge, within a self-contained framework which thoughtfully combines well crafted jokes with intentional Mayhem. In short, this show embodies the chaos one with adhd feels whilst without Adderall.

Luis J Gomez Presents: The Depraved

Lineup TBA!

VENUE POLICY

-Doors open 1 hour before showtime. General admission seating is first come, first served. Arrive early to secure a great seat and enjoy dinner before the show! VIP tickets will guarantee you a seating assignment within the first two rows. 

-Your entire party must be present at time of check in if you would like to sit together. Large parties are not guaranteed seats together.

-Tickets are nonrefundable. If you do not arrive within 15 minutes after scheduled show start, you will forfeit your tickets.

- This is a strict NO CELL PHONES ALLOWED show. Anyone who brings a cell phone, smart watch or any other recording device, will be required to place it in a locked YONDR pouch. Anyone caught with a cell phone inside the venue will be immediately ejected.

-All Shows are 21+, valid ID required for entry. Lineups subject to change

LUKAS MCCRARY AND A SECRET LINEUP OF COMEDIANS
Lukas McCrary (Netflix, Just For Laughs, Absolute Show) is bringing his funniest and hottest friends to one stage. See why the New York Times called Lukas' show "daring and completely unnecessary." A must see show to start your New Year's Eve. 

$15 online | $20 door
Doors: 30 min before show start

Venue: The Creek and The Cave - 611 E 7th St, Austin, TX 78701
Seating is first come first serve. Drinks and food available for purchase inside.
Come get your fill!

All of our upcoming shows can be found at lukasmccrary.com

A LATE NIGHT TYPE COMEDY SHOW 

Lukas McCrary hosts a new late night type show taped in front of a live audience (you!). Truly a comedy experience you have not seen before. A daring, unkempt, extravagant, irrational, remarkable, futile, absolute show.

$10 online | $15 door
Doors: 30 min before show start

Venue: The Creek and The Cave - 611 E 7th St, Austin, TX 78701
Seating is first come first serve. Drinks and food available inside. 
Come get your fill!

Watch full episodes at youtube.com/@lukasmccrary
All of our upcoming shows can be found at lukasmccrary.com 

*refunds will not be accepted unless show is canceled or postponed to another date.
ABSOLUTE SHOW is a weekly show, and each show features a fresh line-up of hilarious talent.

Joey Avery is a comedian on the rise headlining comedy clubs across the world. He was featured on the Don't Tell Comedy "Batting Cage series"; and Season 10 of Comedy Central's Featuring with clips from each appearance achieving viral success.

He has quickly amassed an online following through a mix of improvised stand-up and precise material. His first album debuted at #1 on iTunes and he was featured twice in the San Francisco Chronicle as one of the Bay Area's top comics before moving to New York.

He has featured for Andrew Schulz, Mark Normand, Trevor Wallace, Shane Gillis and other staples of the comedy scene.

Aaron Weber is a standup comedian based in Nashville, TN and is a regular performer at the world famous Grand Ole Opry (http://opry.com/). He made his debut in 2019 at the age of twenty-eight, making him the youngest standup comedian ever to step into the Opry circle. Later that year, he made his television debut on the Opry’s Circle Network (https://www.circleallaccess.com/), hosting two episodes of Stand Up Nashville (https://www.circleallaccess.com/show/stand-up-nashville). You can catch Aaron on The Nateland Podcast (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4aMLhoDw6JaVTBwHmF6wNNusaW4PICmS)with Nate Bargatze and Brian Bates, on which the three Nashville-based comedians tackle important world issues like animals (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG2BpDFsOMc), calendars (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggQZdXxXuJc), and Rhode Island (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW6vSfOXnfk). Weber headlines comedy clubs across the country, and has been named a New Face 2021 at the prestigious Just For Laughs Comedy Festival.