The Roast of Kandace Medina

It’s Kandace’s birthday! Kandace Medina, a nobody comic, gets roasted by her nobody friends, and people come and have a mediocre time. If you’ve ever seen a Comedy Central roast, it’s a lot like that but more of a sad train wreck you can’t peel your horrified eyes from— like a homeless woman taking a shit on your car. Don’t call for help. DNR.  Come to the dumpster fire soiree regardless if you’re personally invested, it’s still a party— a really sad one where everyone cries when they want to. Tissues/cum towels not provided. Attire is modest grandma-core or homeless chic. Your usual garb is also permitted.

Please note: contrary to what the name of the event might imply, there will be no edible roast provided. Simply mean jokes about avmentally ill woman starving for attention, her degenerate friends, and boogers & cum. Bring a gift, and get the full price discount at checkout.